Garden Jokes to Brighten Your Day
Gardening can be hard work, but it's also a source of endless joy and a great way to have a laugh. Whether you're a seasoned green thumb or just starting out, we hope these garden-themed jokes will bring a little extra sunshine to your day. Enjoy!
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
What did the big flower say to the small flower? "What's up, bud?"
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
What's the best time to plant a tree? Spring is a good time, but fall is even better.
Why don't gardeners like to share their tools? Because they don't want to leaf them!
What do you call a group of vegetables that play instruments? A squash band.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
What's a gardener's favourite type of music? Heavy metal, with a rake solo.
What's a pea's favourite film? "The Green Mile."
Why did the sunflower go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit yellow.
What did the lettuce say to the celery? "Stop stalking me!"
What do you get if you cross a dog and a flower? A collie-flower!
What do you call a sleepy plant? A droopy-loop.
Why did the gardener take a ladder to the herb garden? Because he wanted to get to the high-basil!
What do you call a nervous tree? A worried-tree.
What do you call a scared banana? A boo-nana!
What did the potato say to its kids? "I am so proud of you, you're growing up so fast!"
Why did the rose leave its job? It got tired of doing so much thyme.
What did the flower say after it told a joke? "I'm just pollen your leg!"
Why did the skeleton not go gardening? He had no body to go with.
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
Why did the bee go to the barbers? To get a buzz cut!
What's a snail's favourite food? S-cargo!
What do you get if you cross a garden with a ghost? A booo-quet!
Why did the gardener stop taking his medicine? It was giving him a-pollen-side effect!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a plant that hates social interaction? A loner-plant!
What did the bee say to the flower? "Hey, bud!"